1 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:53,753 Oh, man! Ain't nothing better than 2 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,856 Two Thousand Maniacs! I tell you. Right, Cigrit? 3 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,626 You damn right, Floyd. That Herschell Gordon Lewis. Genius. 4 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:03,163 He started it all. That man, he could take a crap on a plate 5 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:05,899 and I would sit down with some popcorn and watch it. 6 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:09,569 CIGRIT: Mmm-hmm. He was like the Frank DiCaprio of his time. 7 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:11,304 FLOYD: He started it all. There wouldn't be 8 00:01:11,337 --> 00:01:13,173 none of them movies, would they? 9 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:16,242 The Chainsaw Massacre... CIGRIT: That was all him. 10 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:18,778 We saw the original right here. FLOYD: Right here. 11 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:20,313 Yeah. Y'all gotta watch it. 12 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:23,149 Tune in next week. Tell them why they gotta tune in next week. 13 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:25,452 CIGRIT: Next week? Blacula. 14 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:27,554 FLOYD: Oh, man. When you are right, 15 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:30,190 you are so gosh-dang right, Cigrit. 16 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:33,893 They are gonna be so scared, their pants will be full of urine cakes. 17 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,895 That's what's gonna happen. 18 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:39,199 Tune in, 'cause this is the best dang show you got here. 19 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:41,568 CIGRIT: And it's the only show you got here. 20 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,770 FLOYD: Tune in, or I'll shoot you dead! CIGRIT: I've seen him do it. 21 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:46,306 FLOYD: Yes, siree! 22 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:50,844 You all better tune in and watch the Trailer Park of Terror. 23 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:51,678 (DOG HOWLING) 24 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:56,382 Pretty girl. 25 00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:12,298 Today's the day, babe. 26 00:02:58,444 --> 00:02:59,979 You come work for Miss China. 27 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:03,683 Give Asian massage. Pretty girl make big money! 28 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:10,256 Well, hey, Norma! Hey, kiddo. 29 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,858 NORMA: Hey, Freddie. 30 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:15,328 You ain't leaving me, are you? I wouldn't leave you. 31 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:18,498 Where you slinking off to like that, pretty girl? 32 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,600 I don't recall giving you permission. 33 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,769 I don't answer to you. 34 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:26,506 What's it matter to you, anyway? Aw, hell, girl. 35 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:29,342 It don't matter a damn. I was just curious, that's all. 36 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,377 Aaron's coming here. We're going to a school dance. 37 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:34,647 Ooh, Aaron? Stop it. 38 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:38,518 Oh, now. Lookee here! Lookee here, y'all! 39 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,386 Oh, look at that, baby. Yeah. Stop it. Give me that. 40 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,822 He's here for me. Oh, sure he is. 41 00:03:42,855 --> 00:03:44,691 Marv... Boys like that don't come 42 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:48,595 to places like this for girls like you, Norma. 43 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,663 They come for something else. 44 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:51,698 And I was just figuring on letting him know... 45 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,499 Get out of my way! 46 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,501 ...how sweet you are behind that pretty little dress of yours! 47 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:58,972 You ain't never gonna lay a hand on me ever again. You understand? 48 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:00,340 STANK: What's wrong? Stop it. 49 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,012 (MARV LAUGHING) 50 00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:09,616 MARV: You ain't never getting away from us, girl! 51 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:11,618 Well, you looking like a bitch in heat. 52 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,319 Y'all can shove that possum right up 53 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:14,954 your ass and be happy you're still alive. 54 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,756 You don't fucking talk to me like that. 55 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:23,730 I smell fresh meat! 56 00:04:25,064 --> 00:04:26,666 (BARKING) 57 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:31,804 Norma, you ain't leaving us, are you? 58 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,106 No honey, I'll see you later. 59 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:36,643 ♪ But it's our business so you mind your own 60 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:48,755 ♪ Well, here come Norma, so hot and sweet 61 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:56,763 ♪ She's looking just like a dog in heat 62 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:03,870 ♪ I bet that bitch can turn a crank 63 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:12,712 ♪ And make a dead man come like a Sherman tank ♪ 64 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:15,882 Hi. 65 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:18,384 Hi, Aaron. 66 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:23,623 These are for you. Thank you. 67 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,560 I prefer roses. 68 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:28,961 What the hell do you think you're doing, Roach? 69 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:32,598 Well, me and Aaron here are just getting acquainted. 70 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:36,736 NORMA: Just ignore him. He don't know no better, just like the rest of them. 71 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:39,472 Hell, ain't you just like the rest of us, candy pants? 72 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,641 No. I'm not. 73 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,711 Hell, Norma, you got us under your skin. You ought to know that by now. 74 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:47,480 Let's get outta here. Hey, hey, hey. Whoa, hey, now. 75 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,749 Let's mind our manners. We ain't got acquainted with your fiance. 76 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:50,650 NORMA: Marv, leave us the fuck alone. 77 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:53,986 We gotta make sure his intentions are pure. 78 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,990 We's watching out for you. 79 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,693 Your rich daddy buy you this sweet ride, boy? 80 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:02,495 NORMA: Get outta the way, Stank. 81 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,530 Roach, give me those keys. Look what I got! 82 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:07,500 STANK: You are a rich boy, ain't you? 83 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,168 No. I bought it on my own. 84 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,537 Yeah, not everybody's a worthless shit-ass like you! 85 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:14,073 Did you hear that, Marv? 86 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,476 We got ourselves an achiever on our hands. 87 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,211 MARV: Well, well. An achiever. 88 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:20,480 Goddamn world-beater. Leave him alone! 89 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:23,549 I'm just talking to Big Bank Hank here. 90 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:26,152 Figure I might wanna hire him to be part of the team. 91 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:27,954 You could use an apprentice, couldn't ya, Stank? 92 00:06:27,987 --> 00:06:30,723 You cannot find good help these days. MARV: That's right. 93 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:33,760 You need good help, and you gonna need some money 94 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,094 to keep up with sweet cheeks here. 95 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,696 Don't touch her! Don't touch me, Marv! 96 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,131 I'm gonna tell you something else. 97 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:40,833 You gonna need some skill and experience. 98 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:45,071 The kind that a man has, not a boy. We're just going to a dance. 99 00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:47,173 MARV: Just going to a dance. It's gonna be a hell of a long dance... 100 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:49,642 Put it back! Leave him alone! 101 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:52,779 Hey, mister! You listen to me and you listen good! 102 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:55,248 I'm gonna give you a little marital advice, buddy. 103 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:56,883 Don't be expecting on your honeymoon, 104 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,718 when you dive deep into that well, 105 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:02,722 to look for pure water, 'cause I done primed that pump already. 106 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:06,025 And it's... You're a lying son of a bitch, Marv! 107 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:09,896 ROACH: Oh, hell, yeah! Boy, be a hero! He is an achiever! God damn! 108 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,265 Let's see how big a one he is! NORMA: Aaron! 109 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:14,133 (BODY IMPALING) 110 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:18,137 Ah, hell, Stank, never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. 111 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,740 STANK: Fuck you, Roach. You know I didn't mean to. 112 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,074 (NORMA CRYING) 113 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:38,791 No, no. Aaron! Aaron! 114 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:41,794 Oh, my God. 115 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:48,634 You pack of murdering faggot bastards! 116 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:54,907 Fuck you! Fuck you! Huh, Marv? No, don't you even look at me! 117 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:56,843 Huh? You want to touch me? You... 118 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:00,847 Baby, I'm sorry. 119 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,620 (SOBBING) 120 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:12,825 All I ever wanted... All I ever wanted was 121 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:14,927 for somebody to love me for me! For me! 122 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:18,798 Not the fucking whore that you think I am! 123 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:26,606 Get me outta this fucking hellhole! 124 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,178 You can all go straight to hell! 125 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:33,646 You can all go straight to hell! 126 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:44,917 Howdy. 127 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:48,354 You don't look so good. 128 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,966 I said you don't look so good, honey. 129 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:02,201 Do I know you? 130 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:06,806 No, you don't. But I know you. 131 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:09,075 Everybody around here does. 132 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,844 You're Norma, the trailer park queen. 133 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:13,946 Least, that's what all the boys say. 134 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:21,020 Get out of my way! You see, a girl like you 135 00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:24,957 grows up with nothing, probably ain't gonna be nothing. 136 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:28,794 It's just the natural order of things. What do you know? 137 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:32,765 A lot. I know a lot. 138 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,368 I been around a long time, and I've seen 139 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:39,205 a lot of things. And it ain't your fault, child. 140 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:41,741 Yeah? Well, whose fault is it then? 141 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,910 It's their fault. 142 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:48,414 There's people holding you down, kicking you, 143 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:51,217 keeping you on their level, 144 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,319 taking away everything you ever had 145 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:55,121 and everything you ever wanted. 146 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:58,858 How do you know about that? 147 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:05,131 Listen to me. Do you want to get even 148 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:09,068 with everybody, with this shit, with the world? 149 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:13,706 If you want to get even, you gotta start now. 150 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:22,782 You see, I always say, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." 151 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:27,353 Or one that's been shit on all her life. 152 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:29,388 You know, the weaker ones among us would have you believe 153 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:33,426 that violence never pays. 154 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:36,896 I am not one of those people. 155 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:43,269 I say therein lies salvation 156 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,506 and eternal gratitude. 157 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,776 Now, do we have a deal? 158 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,220 We have a deal. 159 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:54,974 Norma. 160 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,375 (LAUGHING) 161 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,487 MISS CHINA: No! No! No! 162 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:19,999 (GUN FIRES) 163 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:30,309 MAN: Let's all get outta here now! 164 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:31,277 (SHOUTING) 165 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,130 (GUN FIRES) 166 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:15,387 NORMA: ♪ Born into this life, thought I was free 167 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,960 ♪ But they held on like demons 168 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,065 ♪ Never let me be 169 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:32,404 ♪ So come to me, Satan 170 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,373 (GAS HISSING) 171 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,548 ♪ Come take me, please 172 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:52,024 ♪ I've lived, I'm done 173 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,603 ♪ I'm tired as can be 174 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,394 PASTOR LEWIS: All right, people, let's go. 175 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,765 Make it quick. 176 00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:13,238 Jesus! 177 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,507 ALEX: Hey, y'all. 178 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:19,311 My name is Bridget, and I'm a quitter. 179 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:22,314 Oh, no. Actually, I guess I never quit anything in my life. 180 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,550 That's why Mommy and Daddy sent me to Jesus camp. 181 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,753 Fuck you, Alex. I was abused as a kid. 182 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,421 So that means I can do whatever I want 183 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,056 and just shit on everybody else. 184 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,658 No, you don't know anything about me. 185 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,760 Oh, yeah. That's right, Goth bitch. 186 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:38,630 Like I don't know you turned to a liar to save your own ass! 187 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,734 But then I guess God just decided I needed another challenge. 188 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,670 Thank you, God. Thou shalt be teamed with a... 189 00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:49,842 What do you fucking want? Do you ever take a break, 190 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:53,345 or are you always like this? I can take care of myself, okay, Michael? 191 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:57,149 ALEX: I'm always like this. Yeah. You don't think it's sad? 192 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,186 I'll tell you what, computer boy. 193 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:04,223 If I smacked your geek head to the ground, 194 00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:06,091 and then kicked your fucking face in 195 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,794 until your whole goddamn queer body stopped moving, 196 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:13,499 that would be sad. Yeah. 197 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,733 PASTOR LEWIS: Hey, that's enough! 198 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,371 Amber, you got something you wanna add to the conversation? 199 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,539 Respect, people! 200 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,245 Stop staring at my ass, Jason. No, I wasn't... 201 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,679 I don't know anything about your ass. 202 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,715 Whoa, whoa! Yo, Twinkie. 203 00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,350 Haven't you noticed in the time 204 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,718 you've been here that that one's taken? 205 00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:34,386 Hey, people! You got that? 206 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,788 Yeah. Bathroom, soda, snacks. 207 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,223 Hey, hey. Hey! 208 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,292 Get inside. We gotta get back on that bus. 209 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:41,860 There's a storm coming. Come on. 210 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,435 Officer. How are you? 211 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,172 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 212 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,616 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 213 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:09,254 MAN 1: Just running hauls up in Cincinnati... MAN 2: Yeah. 214 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,190 I don't know why he wanted to take that run. 215 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,393 ANNOUNCER: (ON RADIO) Please be advised, a line of severe thunderstorms are moving 216 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,362 across middle Tennessee, northern Alabama and Georgia. 217 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:19,631 These storms are associated with strong 218 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,633 upper-level cold pressure systems... 219 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,736 (ANNOUNCEMENT CONTINUES) 220 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:47,826 Vertical Trinity. What's that about? 221 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,395 Dragging us up to the mountains and trying to save our souls. 222 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:51,864 Something like that. 223 00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,810 Hope you plan on buying those snacks, son. 224 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,080 Yes, ma'am, he does. Hey, pay the lady. 225 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:11,517 ANNOUNCER: ...a severe storm warning for the Tri-State area. 226 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:14,319 Travelers are well advised to seek shelter. 227 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:17,823 This is a dangerous storm accompanied by heavy rain, high winds 228 00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:20,626 and a strong possibility of tornadoes. 229 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:24,530 We are now getting reports of flooding and landslides on Highway 24, 230 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,398 and the highway patrol has closed 231 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,233 the route until further notice. 232 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:29,835 Just great. 233 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:32,938 ANNOUNCER: Travelers, please be advised, a line of severe thunderstorms 234 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:36,708 are moving across middle Tennessee, northern Alabama and Georgia. 235 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,351 That's some bunch of hell raisers you got there, mister. 236 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,253 They're not as tough as they like to pretend. 237 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:51,290 Nothing a good crack upside the head wouldn't straighten out, huh? 238 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,392 No, no. At Vertical Trinity, we don't believe 239 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:55,894 violence is appropriate discipline. 240 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,263 These are decent kids, they really are. 241 00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,499 They just need a little guidance, that's all. 242 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,769 I think what he's trying to say is that we're fuck-ups. 243 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,271 Language? 244 00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,507 Start rounding up the others for me, will you please, Bridget? 245 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,980 We're all about faith intervention. 246 00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:18,417 By challenging these kids' limitations and negative self-images, 247 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:21,920 we show them there's nothing they can't do without faith and God's help. 248 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:25,624 Tell you what, while you keep on believing, 249 00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:28,293 how about you reach in your wallet and count me out the 20 bucks 250 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,529 for the porno rags your little angel lifted? 251 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:41,873 They're really not bad kids. Yeah, and sometimes when I 252 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,909 turn my head just a certain direction, 253 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,511 I kinda think I look like Julia Roberts. 254 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,480 That ain't really worth a whole hell of a lot 255 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:51,083 in the rest of the world now, is it? 256 00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:58,590 I guess not. Let's see here. I think I can take this bypass here. 257 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:02,728 You ain't serious? Why wouldn't I be? 258 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:05,631 That there road's hell in a storm. 259 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,033 And it ain't even real good in the broad daylight, neither. 260 00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:13,805 He ain't from around here, is he? 261 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:16,942 About 8 miles, the road comes to a T, 262 00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:20,045 you wanna take a left, and that'll take you up to the bypass. 263 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:22,681 (BOTH MOANING) 264 00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,820 All right, hey! You two got about 265 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,689 10 seconds to finish up before we gotta go. 266 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:37,562 A full five more than you need, right, minute man? 267 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:46,872 Excuse you, Goth whore. Well, there's no excuse for you. 268 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,076 Hey, let's get a move on, troops... 269 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,614 You know you want this. Yeah. Like leprosy. 270 00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:15,534 BRIDGET: I got her! Hey, Tiff! 271 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:21,039 Hey, Tiff. Hey! What are you... 272 00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:24,776 Do you know what I had to do to get this? 273 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,578 I think I have an idea. 274 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,613 I finally get some shit, and you dump it all over the ground? 275 00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:30,515 Jesus, Tiffany. Did you not get 276 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:31,717 anything out of this past week? 277 00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:35,754 Yeah. A serious crave. 278 00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:37,422 But thanks for helping me with that, Mom. 279 00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:39,858 You know what? The bus is leaving. Let's go. Come on. 280 00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:40,959 Now. Fuck! 281 00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:42,728 Now. Man! 282 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,997 Jesus, this sucks! 283 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,766 (ENGINE STARTING) 284 00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:48,800 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 285 00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:00,071 AMBER: Yeah. Do it. Do it. Do it. 286 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,147 (ALEX SIGHS) 287 00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:15,120 Hey, yo, Pastor. We there yet? 288 00:24:16,087 --> 00:24:17,222 (ALEX LAUGHS) 289 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,961 For real, though. I just wanted to 290 00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:24,896 thank you for this past week, man. 291 00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:28,033 It was enlightening. 292 00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:34,940 No, really. I think you worked miracles, man. 293 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,943 In fact, you got a whole bus full of them. 294 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,911 But, no, seriously, though. I'm seeing 295 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:41,646 big changes, Pastor. Big changes. 296 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,116 I mean, take my man Michael here. 297 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:49,621 I mean, I think the dude's actually starting to notice girls. Yeah. 298 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:53,758 Tiffany, I think she's just gonna stick to smoking dope now, 299 00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:55,760 instead of scoring the hard shit all the time. 300 00:24:58,029 --> 00:25:02,934 Jason, he's laughing, man, 'cause he knows he's changed. 301 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:06,872 He's downgraded his shoplifting just to soft-core porn now. 302 00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:09,140 Which is good, 'cause the amount 303 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,142 that he whacks off, he'll be blind within a year. 304 00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:15,614 And my girl Bridget, yo, her days 305 00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:18,717 of five guys all at once, they're done. 306 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:21,853 She's just strictly a threesome kinda girl now. 307 00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:25,090 Man. Her days of telling tall tales about her 308 00:25:25,123 --> 00:25:28,226 messed-up childhood? Done. No more! 309 00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:32,864 Take my old girl Amber. 310 00:25:36,101 --> 00:25:37,269 I guess there's just some people 311 00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,304 you can't save, you know what I mean? 312 00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:40,205 You know what, Alex? This is a process, okay? Look out! 313 00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:41,773 (KIDS SCREAMING) 314 00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:04,796 ALEX: Jesus! 315 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:10,769 Everybody all right? Anybody hurt? 316 00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:12,771 TIFFANY: My head. My... 317 00:26:16,107 --> 00:26:19,144 Oh, fuck! Anybody have a signal? 318 00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:21,413 (CELL PHONES BEEPING) 319 00:26:21,446 --> 00:26:24,149 Looks like a dead zone. BRIDGET: Nothing. 320 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:30,822 There's no keys, nothing! TIFFANY: Oh, God. 321 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,192 I don't get it. Who leaves a truck 322 00:26:34,225 --> 00:26:36,428 in the middle of the damn road? 323 00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:38,863 TIFFANY: It's fucking weird if you ask me. 324 00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:40,398 Yeah, it is fucking weird. I guess we'll 325 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,100 bow to your expertise in that department. 326 00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:44,369 Fuck you! PASTOR LEWIS: Hey, there's a sign! 327 00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:47,405 TIFFANY: What? "Trailer park." Let's go check it out. 328 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,741 Aw, dude, look at the sign! What? 329 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,343 The thing is probably long gone by now. Let's go. Follow me. Come on. 330 00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:53,878 TIFFANY: No! Oh, yeah. That's a great idea. 331 00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:55,947 We're stranded in a thunderstorm, 332 00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:57,949 everybody head for the trailer park. 333 00:26:57,983 --> 00:27:00,085 There won't be any freaks there. 334 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:03,722 But if there are, at least we have the Lord on our side. (SOBBING) 335 00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:06,758 Hey, don't you think someone should stay with the bus? 336 00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:12,764 MICHAEL: Bridget, wait up. 337 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,901 ALEX: Come on, baby. Catch up. 338 00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:26,711 PASTOR LEWIS: Hey, there's a light! BRIDGET: Hurry up. 339 00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:31,683 AMBER: I cannot believe someone actually lives here. 340 00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:41,326 PASTOR LEWIS: Come on, guys. 341 00:27:46,464 --> 00:27:49,401 Come on, let's get out of the rain now. You two. Hey, come on. 342 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:54,172 Hello? 343 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:55,974 Anybody home? 344 00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:01,179 Hello? 345 00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:03,882 Hello? 346 00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:08,486 We've had an accident. We just need a phone. 347 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:10,822 Oh. 348 00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:14,359 Oh, ma'am. Ma'am, we didn't mean to barge in, ma'am. 349 00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:17,095 A man in my home. 350 00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,731 This is really awkward. And me still putting my face on. 351 00:28:21,399 --> 00:28:24,135 Children? Goodness, children! 352 00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:26,237 Oh, where are my frigging manners? Come on in. 353 00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:31,242 Sit! Sit. Sit, sit, sit! 354 00:28:31,276 --> 00:28:33,445 Okay, I'm just gonna put my face on. I'll be right back. 355 00:28:33,478 --> 00:28:35,980 If we could just use the phone. 356 00:28:36,014 --> 00:28:37,816 Phone? Why would I have a phone? 357 00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:45,256 I still think somebody should have stayed with the bus. 358 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:48,326 Let's just relax. This woman might be able to help us. 359 00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:51,229 Uh, how is she going to help us if she doesn't have a phone? 360 00:28:51,262 --> 00:28:53,431 Maybe she has a car. 361 00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:56,167 Yeah. Maybe she's got a private jet out back on blocks, too. 362 00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:58,002 PASTOR LEWIS: Alex, that's not helpful. 363 00:28:58,036 --> 00:28:59,404 ALEX: Maybe she got some ponies 364 00:28:59,437 --> 00:29:01,005 we can all ride, one for each of us. 365 00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:02,907 Wouldn't that be fun? JASON: That would be nice. 366 00:29:06,044 --> 00:29:08,480 Oh, shit! 367 00:29:08,513 --> 00:29:11,983 ALEX: Those are some fucking ponies. AMBER: Alex. Stop it. 368 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,522 Sweet tea? 369 00:29:17,555 --> 00:29:19,124 You didn't have to do that for us. Thank you. 370 00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:22,527 Oh, it's nothing. Come on. 371 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,329 AMBER: Thank you. Oh, you're welcome. 372 00:29:24,362 --> 00:29:27,332 Thank you. Precious, precious darlings. 373 00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:29,033 PASTOR LEWIS: Thank you. 374 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:31,202 I'm Norma. I'm Pastor Lewis. 375 00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:33,571 (STAMMERING) We had a little accident up there in the rain. 376 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:36,941 We're with the Vertical Trinity Ministries. 377 00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:39,944 That's nice. This is swell and all, 378 00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:42,547 but I think we should be getting back to our bus. 379 00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:51,990 Let me know if y'all want yours a little harder. 380 00:29:53,391 --> 00:29:55,527 This better? Yeah. 381 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,965 Look, ma'am... Norma, darling. 382 00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:02,567 We could really use some help. 383 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,335 Oh, if y'all are looking for help, 384 00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:05,837 you came to the right place. 385 00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:10,542 TIFFANY: Jesus! MICHAEL: Oh, great. 386 00:30:12,410 --> 00:30:15,280 PASTOR LEWIS: Now, just calm down. Uh-oh. Hold on. 387 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:16,814 This always happens. Don't worry about it. 388 00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:20,051 PASTOR LEWIS: It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be okay, Tiffany, all right? 389 00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:22,620 It's gonna be fine. Let's tell a scary story. 390 00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:25,356 AMBER: Great. 391 00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:30,061 Come on. I love a scary story. Come on, who's got one? 392 00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:31,896 I know one of you has got one. 393 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:35,667 How about you, pepper pot? No? 394 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:38,203 Dark shadows, what about you? 395 00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:40,672 Hell, you already look like one of the devil's daughters. 396 00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:44,442 I know you got a scary story. I don't. I'm sorry. 397 00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:47,045 Hmm. Nothing. 398 00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:50,181 What about you, cupcake? No. 399 00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:53,418 Come on, lady, look at her. She is a scary story. 400 00:30:53,451 --> 00:30:56,487 Screw you, Alex. You're so fucking twisted. 401 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,057 AMBER: Wrong again, Tiffany. That would be your last name. 402 00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:00,625 Let's knock it off, people. 403 00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:03,127 What about her? 404 00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:07,031 Why don't you tell us her story? 405 00:31:10,735 --> 00:31:12,036 Well, every picture has one, right? 406 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,977 Shall I? 407 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:23,348 (SIGHS) Well, once upon a time, there was a lovely princess, 408 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:27,218 and she lived in a kingdom ruled by evil men. 409 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:30,989 She lived with her mama and her wicked stepfather. 410 00:31:31,022 --> 00:31:32,223 You shouldn't do it. I don't know 411 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:33,358 why you let him do this to you. 412 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:37,228 Norma, not now. 413 00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:39,063 But you gotta see what he is, Ma. 414 00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:40,531 He's just taking advantage of you. 415 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,434 I know what he is. I could do worse. 416 00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:45,370 Listen... Honey, I haven't got time to listen. 417 00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:49,641 Damn it. I'm out of lipstick. 418 00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:52,243 Mama, who gives a damn about your stupid lipstick, okay? 419 00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:55,013 Stank ain't got a right making you do all that. 420 00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:56,614 Who says he makes me do anything? 421 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,652 What, you like it? 422 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:07,125 Well, that's the art, making them think you like it. 423 00:32:07,158 --> 00:32:08,660 Mama, you're not a good enough actress 424 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:11,229 to make anybody think you like stupid, fat Sheriff Keys. 425 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:17,001 He don't have to make you do that. 426 00:32:17,035 --> 00:32:19,270 Well, it's all I know how to do, honey. 427 00:32:23,374 --> 00:32:27,111 Look, would you just run over to China Girl and get me some more lipstick? 428 00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:29,547 (SIGHS) 429 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:33,084 Come here, honey. Come here. Come to your mama. 430 00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:34,652 Come sit down on your mommy. 431 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,590 I wish I knew who your daddy was. Your eyes are so beautiful. 432 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,794 Shut up, Ma. You are. You're so beautiful. 433 00:32:42,827 --> 00:32:46,597 And you're so smart and I love you. 434 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:50,468 But I gotta do what I gotta do, so that you don't have to. 435 00:32:53,204 --> 00:32:56,107 So you have a choice out there. 436 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:58,643 Not everybody's so lucky, honey. 437 00:32:58,676 --> 00:33:01,379 MARV: Norma, get your ass out here! 438 00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:05,717 Sorry, Mama, I gotta go. 439 00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,151 Marv's paying me to help him with the load. 440 00:33:07,185 --> 00:33:08,586 Okay. 441 00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:13,124 (MARV GRUNTING) 442 00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:16,761 MARV: Norma! 443 00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:19,330 I'm coming! Don't get your panties in a wad! 444 00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:21,666 (ROACH PLAYING GUITAR) 445 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:27,572 You're looking fine today, Norma. 446 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:58,102 MARV: Roach! Quit jacking off! 447 00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:00,705 Get your lazy ass down here and help with this trailer! 448 00:34:00,738 --> 00:34:03,541 Fuck you, Marv. I got my good shirt on. 449 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:16,854 Man. You're breaking my goddamn lock! What're you doing, brother? 450 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:20,124 You worthless piece of shit. Get that fucking thing out of my face. 451 00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:21,592 You gonna get up in there and help us unload this, 452 00:34:21,626 --> 00:34:24,162 or you gonna stand around and wait for your helmet to get polished? 453 00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:27,532 Hey, man, let's get something straight, all right? 454 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:31,736 We got a deal. See, I drive the truck, and you rob me. 455 00:34:31,769 --> 00:34:33,638 You wanna gnaw on a man's pecker 456 00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:35,640 in the process? That shit's up to you. 457 00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:41,179 Mack! Yoo-hoo. Hey, you come now! You come for number one massage! 458 00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:42,547 Oh, I'm coming! You know that, rice cake. 459 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,715 Hey, little girl. 460 00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,851 I don't pay you to stand around and watch your tits grow. 461 00:34:46,884 --> 00:34:49,787 Now get your ass up there. Get some smokes over to China Girl's. 462 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:51,155 Get the salad dressing to Stank 463 00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:52,490 for the product meat. Let's go. 464 00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:54,625 I'm on the clock here, fucking people. 465 00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:56,694 I do not have time! God damn it! 466 00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:59,664 Yes, sir, shithead. Hey, Marv, I forgot. 467 00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:01,365 Don't even contemplate fucking me 468 00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:03,301 out of my percentage, you got that? 469 00:35:03,334 --> 00:35:04,735 That's my jellyroll, big daddy. 470 00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:07,672 MARV: China. 471 00:35:07,705 --> 00:35:09,373 Number two massage. 472 00:35:11,676 --> 00:35:13,845 MARV: Hey, hey, hey! Easy on that product. 473 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,348 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Fuck! 474 00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:22,520 You just look at one of these things 475 00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:24,388 cross-eyed, they take you off at the knee. 476 00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:26,657 What the hell is that? 477 00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:30,261 Somebody's been getting in my pot fields. 478 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,663 Nobody touches my shit. Nobody. 479 00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:35,733 Boom! 480 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:40,438 "Boom!" 481 00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:44,675 Get that shit to Stank. God damn it. 482 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,187 (HUMMING) 483 00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:19,710 Mama said tell you she's ready. Sheriff Keys here yet? 484 00:36:20,411 --> 00:36:21,546 Yeah. 485 00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:26,317 Y'all take these on over to Larlene's. She done paid for them. 486 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:28,553 Hell, no! 487 00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:32,790 Take them now, you hear? No! She's nasty. She smells like a wet dog. 488 00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:35,459 I ain't asking you to! I'm telling you to! 489 00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:38,729 There is a difference. 490 00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:47,305 NORMA: Well, we was in a shit heap, no doubt about that. 491 00:36:47,338 --> 00:36:52,043 But me being a brave, young, death-defying princess and all, 492 00:36:52,076 --> 00:36:56,280 well, Marv and Stank, they didn't put fear in me. 493 00:36:56,314 --> 00:36:59,550 There wasn't much that could. But then there was Larlene. 494 00:37:13,931 --> 00:37:15,232 I smell meat. 495 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:20,304 NORMA: Hello? 496 00:37:27,678 --> 00:37:29,313 Give me my meat. 497 00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:33,050 Come here. 498 00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:39,724 I want to smell you. 499 00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:43,894 (LAUGHING) 500 00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:50,768 Get back in here, you juicy little bitch! I can catch you if I want to! 501 00:37:53,571 --> 00:37:54,872 Stupid bitch. 502 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,584 MAN 1: Shit, man. Marv's on the move. 503 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:07,952 MAN 2: Stank's going to heaven. 504 00:38:13,824 --> 00:38:15,893 NORMA: Thank you for the lipstick, Miss China. 505 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:19,096 (ENGINE STARTING) 506 00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:25,102 Hey, that's my truck! No, no, no. Lay down. Relax. 507 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,370 God damn it. Someone's stealing my truck! 508 00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:29,507 It means some fucking redneck's going to die. Get the fuck... 509 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:34,979 (NORMA'S MOTHER YELLING) 510 00:38:35,012 --> 00:38:37,948 NORMA'S MOTHER: Do what job? What am I gonna do? Stick it up my ass? 511 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,785 What's the matter with you? I ain't sticking that up my ass! 512 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:42,653 KEYS: I didn't ask you to stick it up your ass. 513 00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:43,688 NORMA'S MOTHER: I won't let you stick it up my ass. 514 00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:45,690 KEYS: I ain't paying for lip now, 515 00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:47,725 God damn it! I'm paying for pussy, by God. 516 00:38:47,758 --> 00:38:49,727 NORMA'S MOTHER: Well, if you're paying 517 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,696 for pussy, then pussy's what you'll get. 518 00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:53,631 I'll even give you some of this! 519 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:57,134 But Stank knows I don't do that kind of shit! 520 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,402 What the fuck's going on? 521 00:38:58,436 --> 00:38:59,837 What, did somebody come through the 522 00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:01,038 trailer park here and brought morality in? 523 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:02,907 Put the camera down, Stank! 524 00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:04,075 You gonna let her get by with this shit? 525 00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:07,011 STANK: No, Sheriff, she's feisty. Put the camera down! 526 00:39:07,044 --> 00:39:09,714 STANK: But she knows what puts her food on the table. 527 00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:12,817 Oh, what? Your fucking pork rinds? Your possum rinds? 528 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:15,119 Oh, yeah, I've been living off that! STANK: Come on, God damn it! 529 00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:17,521 Just let him do it and get it over with! Do what? 530 00:39:17,555 --> 00:39:18,989 STANK: It'll just leave a few bruises. 531 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:21,125 You can cover them up with all that 532 00:39:21,158 --> 00:39:23,427 fucking makeup you wear anyway. 533 00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:25,062 Let's get this job done. 534 00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:29,266 Fuck you! STANK: Hey, watch the camera! 535 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,570 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! KEYS: Hold the camera. I got her. 536 00:39:32,603 --> 00:39:35,573 Get your ass back here. STANK: There we go. Speed! 537 00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:37,108 (SCREAMS) KEYS: Quit fucking around and stay still! 538 00:39:37,141 --> 00:39:41,946 Hold you back. Get in. The close shot. 539 00:39:41,979 --> 00:39:45,750 STANK: All right. Fuck off! Fuck you! 540 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:49,553 NORMA: Mom? 541 00:40:07,872 --> 00:40:08,939 (SCREAMING) 542 00:40:08,973 --> 00:40:10,441 JASON: Oh, shit. 543 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:12,443 God. 544 00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:17,882 Did I scare ya? Oh, shit! 545 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:22,686 ALEX: That's a cool-ass story, lady. MICHAEL: So, what happened after that? 546 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:24,922 She got the hell out of there, right? 547 00:40:28,192 --> 00:40:31,195 Actually, no. 548 00:40:31,228 --> 00:40:34,698 I had to finish the video with Sheriff Keys myself. 549 00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:36,834 Oh, that is so fucked. 550 00:40:36,867 --> 00:40:37,902 TIFFANY: Completely fucked. Yes! 551 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:38,736 Hey! 552 00:40:40,871 --> 00:40:43,174 Well, I guess it's like the old saying goes, you know. 553 00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:46,010 Being beautiful, it's a blessing and a curse. 554 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:52,683 Wait. You hear that? 555 00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:58,155 Rain's stopped. 556 00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:06,797 MICHAEL: I want to get out of here. 557 00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:08,032 PASTOR LEWIS: I'll figure it out in the daylight. 558 00:41:08,065 --> 00:41:10,868 Okay. Now, I've kept you guys way too long. 559 00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:12,703 NORMA: So y'all are staying here tonight. 560 00:41:12,736 --> 00:41:13,971 I won't hear any argument. 561 00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:17,074 I got plenty of space to hold you till morning. 562 00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:19,577 Hey! TIFFANY: Oh, jeez. 563 00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:21,245 ALEX: What the fuck is this place? 564 00:41:21,278 --> 00:41:22,847 NORMA: Well... ALEX: The House of Fun? 565 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,715 NORMA: ...you probably don't realize it, 566 00:41:24,748 --> 00:41:27,618 but y'all are standing in a little bit of history right here. 567 00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:30,020 Long ago, truckers far and wide 568 00:41:30,054 --> 00:41:32,590 used to stop here for a little RandR 569 00:41:32,623 --> 00:41:33,924 in the middle of their long haul 570 00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,793 through the good old southern U.S. of A. 571 00:41:38,095 --> 00:41:40,798 So this used to be some kind of whorehouse? 572 00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:45,569 Asian massage. Dibs. 573 00:41:45,603 --> 00:41:49,206 I could sleep here, if that's okay. That's disgusting. 574 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,941 AMBER: Gross. 575 00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:52,176 NORMA: Don't you worry yourself, sweetheart. 576 00:41:52,209 --> 00:41:55,179 I got something more upscale in mind for y'all. 577 00:41:55,212 --> 00:41:56,647 PASTOR LEWIS: Come on, girls. Let's go. It's okay. 578 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,749 NORMA: Well, come on in. 579 00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:01,819 Don't be getting shy on me now. 580 00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:03,888 I think there's a light in here somewhere. 581 00:42:03,921 --> 00:42:05,990 PASTOR LEWIS: Oh, right. 582 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:08,025 (EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST) 583 00:42:08,058 --> 00:42:09,727 NORMA: I know, it's a bit musty in here, 584 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,362 but just pretend like it ain't. 585 00:42:11,395 --> 00:42:13,731 And there's just the one bedroom, 586 00:42:13,764 --> 00:42:15,266 but y'all will figure it out, I'm sure. 587 00:42:15,299 --> 00:42:19,837 Mr. Lewis? This is worse. BRIDGET: It'll be fine. It's just for the night. 588 00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:21,872 Let's just be grateful that God has provided. 589 00:42:21,906 --> 00:42:23,741 Thank you. Thank you very much. 590 00:42:23,774 --> 00:42:26,977 Oh, no problem. This was the home of a genuine war hero, ladies. 591 00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:29,747 He served his country, and he did it proud. 592 00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:31,882 Well, it looks like he got nothing in return. 593 00:42:31,916 --> 00:42:34,184 Hey. Thank you. 594 00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:36,053 Thank you. We'll survive. 595 00:42:38,255 --> 00:42:39,957 NORMA: Good night. Good night. 596 00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:45,729 (WHISPERING) Lock the door. Lock it. 597 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,366 Check it out. It's a soft floor. 598 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,635 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 599 00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:54,838 It's gonna hold. Would you do this? Would you do this, huh? 600 00:42:57,174 --> 00:42:58,609 Ew! 601 00:43:00,978 --> 00:43:02,680 I got the bedroom, losers. 602 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,717 There's no way I can sleep here. 603 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,786 Tiffany, it's just one night. 604 00:43:12,022 --> 00:43:13,023 Right. 605 00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:19,163 Ma'am, I can't thank you enough. 606 00:43:19,196 --> 00:43:20,364 (SHUSHING) 607 00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:26,036 My back door's always open. Nighty night. 608 00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:03,974 It is with passion that we praise... 609 00:44:15,185 --> 00:44:16,420 (SIGHS) 610 00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:24,461 You can't do this, Gordon. You can't... (GASPS) Christ. 611 00:44:40,144 --> 00:44:41,211 (BANGING) 612 00:44:41,245 --> 00:44:43,147 Jesus! (SCREAMS) 613 00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:50,120 Dude! You freaked us out! (LAUGHING) So? 614 00:44:50,154 --> 00:44:53,090 So don't be sneaking around like that, asshole. 615 00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:54,992 I was gonna knock, but the window was closer. 616 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,294 And it was scarier, huh? 617 00:44:57,327 --> 00:44:59,263 Where's Amber? She is here, right? 618 00:44:59,296 --> 00:45:02,066 No, fuck-nut. She upgraded to the honeymoon suite. 619 00:45:02,099 --> 00:45:03,400 It's time for you two to leave. 620 00:45:03,434 --> 00:45:05,969 TIFFANY: What? Now. 621 00:45:06,003 --> 00:45:09,840 We're not going anywhere, Amber. Oh, okay. 622 00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:14,011 Then you can just watch us. I'm sure you'd get into that freaky shit. 623 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:16,814 (MOANING) Yeah. Yeah! 624 00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:20,484 You like that? Yeah? You wanna watch, you fucking bitch? 625 00:45:20,517 --> 00:45:23,420 Yeah, you know she's into that freaky Goth shit. Yeah. 626 00:45:23,454 --> 00:45:24,788 (MOANING) 627 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:26,390 ALEX: Oh, yeah. 628 00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:30,928 (BOTH MOANING) 629 00:45:30,961 --> 00:45:33,197 BRIDGET: It's official. This night cannot get any shittier. 630 00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:40,838 (MAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 631 00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:45,576 TIFFANY: Sorry. Watch it! 632 00:45:45,609 --> 00:45:46,944 TIFFANY: Damn. 633 00:45:46,977 --> 00:45:50,981 Just calm down, okay? TIFFANY: Oh, man. 634 00:45:51,014 --> 00:45:53,317 This place is really freaking me out. 635 00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:54,451 Wait! 636 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,948 (SCOFFS) 637 00:46:24,982 --> 00:46:27,851 You gotta be kidding me. Pink flamingos? 638 00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:30,354 (BRIDGET SIGHS) 639 00:46:31,989 --> 00:46:33,590 It's a trailer park. 640 00:46:39,897 --> 00:46:40,831 BRIDGET: Hello? 641 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:49,373 Hello? 642 00:46:52,276 --> 00:46:53,310 Oh, man. 643 00:46:55,512 --> 00:46:56,580 Come on. 644 00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:17,868 No, don't. I don't wanna see what's in here. 645 00:47:22,472 --> 00:47:24,608 Just try not to think about it and go to sleep. 646 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,210 God forgive me. 647 00:48:04,214 --> 00:48:05,015 (EXHALES) 648 00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:47,291 (MOANS) 649 00:49:28,398 --> 00:49:29,766 (BOTH MOANING) 650 00:49:35,839 --> 00:49:37,374 PASTOR LEWIS: We shouldn't be doing it. 651 00:49:37,407 --> 00:49:39,376 This is wrong. We gotta stop. 652 00:49:41,845 --> 00:49:43,680 Oh, hallelujah 653 00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:46,249 No, we can't. This is sin. 654 00:49:46,283 --> 00:49:48,452 Well, hell, ain't that half the fun of it, Reverend? 655 00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:50,721 This is wrong. We gotta stop. 656 00:49:52,622 --> 00:49:53,623 Go. 657 00:50:00,764 --> 00:50:02,466 What are you? 658 00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:03,633 What are you? Oh. 659 00:50:04,701 --> 00:50:06,470 I see. 660 00:50:06,503 --> 00:50:08,638 I'm not the same girl that you first met. 661 00:50:10,107 --> 00:50:11,742 Huh? 662 00:50:11,775 --> 00:50:14,411 I'm not the girl you fell in love with? I've changed. Is that it? 663 00:50:14,444 --> 00:50:16,079 NORMA: Bring it back. I can't. 664 00:50:16,113 --> 00:50:17,481 NORMA: Bring it back! I can't. 665 00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:19,549 To hell with you, Reverend! Bring it back. 666 00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:21,251 Come on, bring it back! 667 00:50:21,284 --> 00:50:23,453 Yeah? Well, how's about a little head? 668 00:50:26,656 --> 00:50:27,824 (PASTOR LEWIS GASPING FOR AIR) 669 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:29,159 (GRUNTING) 670 00:50:34,464 --> 00:50:36,366 Well, damn. 671 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,701 Don't you know it ain't good to leave 672 00:50:37,734 --> 00:50:39,136 your woman drying out in the sack? 673 00:50:40,337 --> 00:50:41,838 (WOLF HOWLING) 674 00:51:02,592 --> 00:51:04,528 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 675 00:51:14,504 --> 00:51:15,572 Hey, Mike, you hear that? 676 00:51:29,453 --> 00:51:30,454 Hello? 677 00:51:36,359 --> 00:51:37,461 Hello? 678 00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:42,699 Hello? 679 00:51:45,235 --> 00:51:46,503 Hello? 680 00:51:57,314 --> 00:51:58,482 Whoa! 681 00:52:02,619 --> 00:52:05,522 The Norma lady said we could stay. 682 00:52:05,555 --> 00:52:07,691 I didn't know anybody else was here. 683 00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:13,597 Number one massage. 684 00:52:13,630 --> 00:52:14,764 Come. 685 00:52:15,699 --> 00:52:16,733 I don't know. 686 00:52:22,272 --> 00:52:24,608 So good for you. 687 00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:28,945 Yes? No. No, no, no. 688 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:31,214 (MISS CHINA MUTTERING) Okay. 689 00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:34,217 Whoa! 690 00:52:45,862 --> 00:52:47,764 Good boy! 691 00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:02,946 (SNIFFING) 692 00:53:07,784 --> 00:53:09,319 Somebody's got smoke. 693 00:53:48,358 --> 00:53:52,729 Yes. Such a good boy. (MOANS) 694 00:53:54,831 --> 00:53:58,735 Such a big, big boy. 695 00:54:00,470 --> 00:54:01,671 (EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE) 696 00:54:11,815 --> 00:54:12,716 Hello? 697 00:54:30,867 --> 00:54:32,035 TIFFANY: Is this your stuff? 698 00:54:57,661 --> 00:54:58,662 Fuck. 699 00:55:09,906 --> 00:55:11,408 (HISSING) 700 00:55:14,611 --> 00:55:17,447 AMBER: Stop. ALEX: Why would I wanna do that? 701 00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:18,982 AMBER: God! Will you just fucking stop for a second? 702 00:55:19,015 --> 00:55:20,750 ALEX: Stop playing. What? 703 00:55:20,784 --> 00:55:21,851 (PANTING) 704 00:55:23,553 --> 00:55:25,121 I have to go. 705 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:27,557 Go! What do you mean you gotta go? 706 00:55:27,590 --> 00:55:30,026 Go where? You know. Go. 707 00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:32,929 (ALEX SIGHS) 708 00:55:32,962 --> 00:55:34,764 Well, hurry your ass back. 709 00:55:46,843 --> 00:55:49,479 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 710 00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:50,513 (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) 711 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,528 (HEAVY BREATHING) 712 00:56:32,922 --> 00:56:34,724 It's about goddamn time. 713 00:56:39,162 --> 00:56:41,831 (GIRL MOANING) 714 00:56:41,865 --> 00:56:44,434 Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, Amber. 715 00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:48,772 Oh, fuck! You are such a dirty girl, babe. 716 00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:53,109 AMBER: Alex? 717 00:56:53,143 --> 00:56:54,477 What the fuck? 718 00:56:56,212 --> 00:56:58,515 Amber. 719 00:56:58,548 --> 00:57:00,750 You are so fucking dead, bitch! 720 00:57:00,784 --> 00:57:02,819 You got that backwards, darling. ALEX: Amber! 721 00:57:02,852 --> 00:57:04,754 (SCREAMS) Howdy. I'm Marv. 722 00:57:05,789 --> 00:57:07,624 (AMBER SCREAMING) 723 00:57:09,859 --> 00:57:11,127 Come here, boy! 724 00:57:14,597 --> 00:57:16,065 (GRUNTING) 725 00:57:18,802 --> 00:57:20,570 Marv! 726 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:23,740 Get over here and tell me if this bitch is prettier than me. 727 00:57:23,773 --> 00:57:25,642 Oh, shit, darling. She ain't nothing. 728 00:57:25,675 --> 00:57:28,878 She looks a little used up, if you ask me. Ain't much for my taste. 729 00:57:28,912 --> 00:57:31,281 Oh, God, God! Please help me. NORMA: God? 730 00:57:31,314 --> 00:57:34,617 God took his ass out of here a long time ago, sweetheart. 731 00:57:34,651 --> 00:57:36,753 If you want help, you best be asking Norma. 732 00:57:39,656 --> 00:57:40,657 (TAUNTING) 733 00:57:41,224 --> 00:57:42,659 NORMA: Shh, shh! 734 00:57:42,692 --> 00:57:44,194 It's okay, baby. 735 00:57:44,227 --> 00:57:45,595 (WHIMPERING) 736 00:57:45,628 --> 00:57:47,664 (LAUGHING CREEPILY) 737 00:57:47,697 --> 00:57:51,901 Hey, Marv, bring these assholes over to my trailer. 738 00:57:51,935 --> 00:57:53,703 I just got me some inspiration. 739 00:57:54,337 --> 00:57:55,905 (GRUNTING) 740 00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:57,173 MARV: What now, huh? 741 00:57:57,207 --> 00:57:59,108 (WHIMPERING) 742 00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:02,045 NORMA: Some fun. MARV: Ah, shit, Norma. 743 00:58:02,078 --> 00:58:04,881 We ain't got the goddamn time. 744 00:58:04,914 --> 00:58:07,116 We gotta get a job done. 745 00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:09,953 Shit! Now, God damn it, let's get the job done 746 00:58:09,986 --> 00:58:12,121 and just have some fun, me and you. 747 00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:14,757 Oh, God bless you, you're jealous. 748 00:58:14,791 --> 00:58:16,860 It don't look good on you. 749 00:58:16,893 --> 00:58:19,062 Well, nothing look good on you anymore. 750 00:58:19,095 --> 00:58:21,297 MARV: You would. "You would." 751 00:58:22,899 --> 00:58:25,702 Let's go, shit-stain! Come on! 752 00:58:26,236 --> 00:58:27,637 (AMBER SCREAMING) 753 00:58:39,048 --> 00:58:40,617 (MISS CHINA MOANING) 754 00:58:46,789 --> 00:58:47,857 (MOANS) 755 00:59:00,803 --> 00:59:02,005 (GRUNTS) 756 00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:03,706 (BONES CRUNCHING) 757 00:59:27,764 --> 00:59:30,133 You want a happy ending? 758 00:59:38,441 --> 00:59:40,677 (MOANING) 759 00:59:40,710 --> 00:59:41,778 MISS CHINA: Come on. 760 00:59:44,981 --> 00:59:46,249 (MISS CHINA MOANING) 761 00:59:47,984 --> 00:59:49,819 No happy ending? 762 00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:56,759 No happy ending! 763 01:00:04,167 --> 01:00:05,301 (GASPS) 764 01:00:08,204 --> 01:00:10,740 Massage? 765 01:00:16,713 --> 01:00:18,014 (SHRIEKING) 766 01:00:18,047 --> 01:00:19,082 Oh, shit! 767 01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:41,137 (GRUNTING) 768 01:00:50,847 --> 01:00:51,848 (SWITCH CLICKS ON) 769 01:01:17,907 --> 01:01:19,809 (PLAYING GUITAR) 770 01:01:36,259 --> 01:01:37,994 You took my shit. 771 01:01:41,464 --> 01:01:44,901 Nobody touches my shit. 772 01:01:56,012 --> 01:01:59,015 (CHUCKLES) Oh, fuck! I'm tripping. 773 01:02:10,059 --> 01:02:12,829 You wanna go on a trip, baby? Yeah. 774 01:02:20,837 --> 01:02:23,873 (LAUGHING) Oh, man, this is some scary shit. 775 01:02:25,341 --> 01:02:26,209 No. 776 01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:30,847 This is the scary shit. 777 01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:31,914 (TIFFANY LAUGHING) 778 01:02:42,525 --> 01:02:44,093 ROACH: Give me a hand, baby! 779 01:02:49,165 --> 01:02:50,299 (TIFFANY CONTINUES LAUGHING) 780 01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:52,969 (SCREAMS) 781 01:03:14,056 --> 01:03:14,991 (PANTING) 782 01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:18,561 (WHIMPERING) 783 01:03:20,196 --> 01:03:21,464 Oh, my God! 784 01:03:25,268 --> 01:03:28,204 (CRYING) Oh, my God! Oh! Oh, my God! 785 01:03:31,207 --> 01:03:32,275 ROACH: Where'd I go? 786 01:03:34,544 --> 01:03:36,546 You can't see me. 787 01:03:43,386 --> 01:03:44,387 MICHAEL: Bridget. 788 01:03:45,254 --> 01:03:46,522 (GRUNTING) 789 01:03:49,292 --> 01:03:51,861 Bridget. Bridget! 790 01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:57,934 (GRUNTS) 791 01:03:58,968 --> 01:04:00,403 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 792 01:04:13,449 --> 01:04:14,317 (ROACH PLAYING GUITAR) 793 01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:16,185 I see you, baby! 794 01:04:20,489 --> 01:04:22,491 The King is coming! 795 01:04:25,061 --> 01:04:26,362 (SCREAMING) 796 01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:29,065 Ha ha! 797 01:04:51,687 --> 01:04:52,655 (WHIMPERING) 798 01:05:03,499 --> 01:05:05,234 Somebody help me! 799 01:05:11,774 --> 01:05:13,109 (PANTING) 800 01:05:16,512 --> 01:05:18,014 Oh, yeah! 801 01:05:18,047 --> 01:05:20,249 (SCREAMING) 802 01:05:20,283 --> 01:05:24,053 They're gonna write songs about what I do to you, bitch! 803 01:05:27,356 --> 01:05:28,491 Oh, fuck! 804 01:05:34,497 --> 01:05:38,034 Fuck! Hey! Hey! 805 01:05:38,067 --> 01:05:41,337 You better watch your step over there, little girl! 806 01:05:41,370 --> 01:05:45,608 You never know what kind of surprises I may have left in there! 807 01:05:48,210 --> 01:05:51,414 Hey, hey, could be anything! 808 01:05:51,447 --> 01:05:52,448 (LAUGHING) 809 01:05:54,183 --> 01:05:56,552 Somebody help me! 810 01:05:56,585 --> 01:05:59,155 Oh, Jesus! Tiffany. 811 01:05:59,188 --> 01:06:02,391 ROACH: Maybe I laid a mine right there. Maybe I didn't. 812 01:06:02,425 --> 01:06:03,726 You know what? 813 01:06:03,759 --> 01:06:06,295 I can't remember what the fuck I did do! 814 01:06:06,329 --> 01:06:08,597 Boom! Ha ha! 815 01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:10,166 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 816 01:06:12,535 --> 01:06:13,769 (WHIMPERING) 817 01:06:18,207 --> 01:06:19,275 Oh, God! 818 01:06:21,177 --> 01:06:22,311 (GRUNTING) 819 01:06:25,414 --> 01:06:26,716 (GASPING) 820 01:06:28,150 --> 01:06:29,618 Hey, hey! 821 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:31,387 It don't matter, no way! 822 01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:34,156 You're still fucked, honey bunny! 823 01:06:34,190 --> 01:06:37,760 You better hope they don't put me back together again, bitch! 824 01:06:37,793 --> 01:06:39,462 'Cause if they do... 825 01:06:39,495 --> 01:06:43,165 Shit, yeah! 826 01:06:43,199 --> 01:06:45,468 Marv! Stank! 827 01:06:46,635 --> 01:06:47,536 Uh! 828 01:06:49,271 --> 01:06:50,206 My penis! 829 01:07:03,819 --> 01:07:05,521 LARLENE: My meat! 830 01:07:06,288 --> 01:07:07,390 (DOOR OPENING) 831 01:07:08,524 --> 01:07:11,293 Where's my meat? 832 01:07:13,529 --> 01:07:15,631 Where's my meat? 833 01:07:19,235 --> 01:07:19,835 (SOBS) 834 01:07:21,170 --> 01:07:22,838 (SNIFFING) 835 01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,573 I smell meat. 836 01:07:39,455 --> 01:07:40,623 (SCREAMS) 837 01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:46,729 What kind of sorry shit are they sending me? 838 01:07:48,531 --> 01:07:50,733 You're half-eaten already. 839 01:07:52,535 --> 01:07:54,470 (GROWLING) 840 01:07:59,675 --> 01:08:01,610 Please, God, I don't wanna die! 841 01:08:04,647 --> 01:08:06,615 Please. I don't wanna die. 842 01:08:06,649 --> 01:08:10,653 Sausage biscuit, I'm sorry. 843 01:08:10,686 --> 01:08:14,256 I think maybe you best just go and get some help. 844 01:08:14,290 --> 01:08:16,559 Missing your chicken wing like you are there. 845 01:08:20,563 --> 01:08:21,697 (GRUNTING) 846 01:08:29,338 --> 01:08:31,640 Oh, honey, I was just kidding! 847 01:08:31,674 --> 01:08:33,509 You think I'm gonna let a prime... No! 848 01:08:33,542 --> 01:08:36,579 ...piece of rump roast like you out of my Crock-Pot? 849 01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:37,580 TIFFANY: No! 850 01:08:51,961 --> 01:08:55,631 Sit down. Just fucking... We won't tell anybody. 851 01:08:55,664 --> 01:08:57,500 Of course you won't tell nobody. 852 01:08:57,533 --> 01:08:59,368 Shut the fuck up. 853 01:09:00,536 --> 01:09:01,637 (AMBER SOBBING) 854 01:09:07,309 --> 01:09:08,444 Aw... 855 01:09:10,546 --> 01:09:11,814 Beautiful. ALEX: Christ. 856 01:09:11,847 --> 01:09:14,383 (SIGHS) All right, I know y'all are young 857 01:09:14,416 --> 01:09:16,452 and you're full of lust in your hearts. 858 01:09:16,485 --> 01:09:20,189 And I know y'all were back there having what they call 859 01:09:21,824 --> 01:09:24,426 sex. Am I right? 860 01:09:28,931 --> 01:09:31,567 Well, that's a goddamn fucking shame! Huh? 861 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,836 Pastor Lewis trying to teach you shit-ass kids a lesson 862 01:09:33,869 --> 01:09:35,871 and you can't give him anything but disrespect. 863 01:09:40,876 --> 01:09:43,579 Maybe you just ought to apologize to the Reverend. 864 01:09:43,612 --> 01:09:44,580 (SCREAMING) 865 01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:49,752 STANK: Get your black ass back on that bed. 866 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,721 No. AMBER: Fuck. 867 01:09:54,323 --> 01:09:57,726 Matthew 14:15. 868 01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:01,997 The Bible says having sex before marriage is a sin! 869 01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:03,332 ALEX: Jesus fucking... 870 01:10:03,365 --> 01:10:05,434 Drinking is a sin! 871 01:10:06,068 --> 01:10:08,504 Drugs is a sin! 872 01:10:08,537 --> 01:10:12,641 John 3:16, cuss words is a sin! 873 01:10:13,809 --> 01:10:17,012 Acts 12! Jim Beam 40:11. Pussy's a sin. 874 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:19,715 Fucking's a sin! Sin! Sin! Sin! Sin! Sin! 875 01:10:20,749 --> 01:10:21,750 (CHUCKLES) 876 01:10:23,419 --> 01:10:25,421 Well, Reverend knows best. 877 01:10:26,956 --> 01:10:29,725 So go ahead, apologize to the man. 878 01:10:31,827 --> 01:10:35,564 Go on! Say you're sorry! ALEX: Okay, okay, okay. 879 01:10:35,598 --> 01:10:37,766 Okay, okay. NORMA: That's it. 880 01:10:38,701 --> 01:10:40,803 I'm sorry. 881 01:10:40,836 --> 01:10:45,374 So, if I let you go, you'll stop your sinning ways? 882 01:10:45,407 --> 01:10:46,609 Yes. I'll stop. 883 01:10:47,476 --> 01:10:48,711 I'll stop. 884 01:10:48,744 --> 01:10:51,680 Do you promise in Jesus' name you'll stop your sinning ways? 885 01:10:52,514 --> 01:10:53,782 Yes. 886 01:10:53,816 --> 01:10:55,784 Rev's dead, asshole! 887 01:10:55,818 --> 01:10:57,653 Apologies ain't worth shit! 888 01:10:58,988 --> 01:11:01,090 Apologies ain't worth shit! Fuck you! 889 01:11:01,123 --> 01:11:03,525 Go to hell! 890 01:11:03,559 --> 01:11:06,662 Oh, I already been to hell, darling. I already been to hell. 891 01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:10,366 Did you get all that, Stank? 892 01:11:13,702 --> 01:11:15,771 Fuck. 893 01:11:15,804 --> 01:11:18,907 I forgot to hit "record." We've gotta take two? 894 01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:22,478 Fucking idiot, Stank! 895 01:11:22,511 --> 01:11:25,748 You don't do shit right, you jarhead, cracker-ass piece of shit! 896 01:11:25,781 --> 01:11:27,683 This is what I get for making a shit-ass deal! 897 01:11:29,418 --> 01:11:30,419 (GROANS) 898 01:11:33,656 --> 01:11:35,524 (GRUNTING) 899 01:11:38,093 --> 01:11:39,395 Oh, God! 900 01:11:40,596 --> 01:11:42,364 (SCREAMING) 901 01:12:10,092 --> 01:12:12,494 ROACH: What the fuck was that? 902 01:12:12,528 --> 01:12:14,129 MARV: Bitch got one of my grenades. 903 01:12:20,636 --> 01:12:22,905 You sure that duct tape's gonna work? MARV: Yes. It always works. 904 01:12:22,938 --> 01:12:25,441 It don't always work. It don't always work. 905 01:12:25,474 --> 01:12:27,643 What are you do... MARV: Oh, shit. 906 01:12:27,676 --> 01:12:29,578 Hey! What're you doing, man? MARV: Where do these go? 907 01:12:29,611 --> 01:12:31,080 ROACH: That goes on the inside! 908 01:12:31,113 --> 01:12:31,880 What's wrong with you? MARV: Here, hold this. 909 01:12:31,914 --> 01:12:34,016 ROACH: Hey, that don't go there! 910 01:12:34,049 --> 01:12:35,351 Trying to get the leg on. Put that back in there. 911 01:12:35,384 --> 01:12:38,721 Roach, you jackass! What'd I tell you about them claymores? 912 01:12:38,754 --> 01:12:41,623 Damn it, Norma. I ain't in the mood. 913 01:12:41,657 --> 01:12:43,125 NORMA: It wouldn't have happened 914 01:12:43,158 --> 01:12:44,626 if you hadn't been messing around 915 01:12:44,660 --> 01:12:46,428 with the goddamn things in the first place. 916 01:12:46,462 --> 01:12:48,130 Hey! Now, damn it, didn't I just say I ain't in the mood? 917 01:12:48,163 --> 01:12:50,866 In case you can't tell, I'm a little out of sorts. 918 01:12:50,899 --> 01:12:54,002 Hey, hey, fuck the leg. The arm. The arm, man! The arm! 919 01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:58,574 Oh, God damn it, Roach! If you all just listen to me one goddamn time! 920 01:12:58,607 --> 01:13:02,478 Well, we don't now, do we? Them days are over. 921 01:13:02,511 --> 01:13:06,048 ROACH: God damn, I can't believe I let that bitch go! 922 01:13:06,081 --> 01:13:09,017 Got blowed up by my own goddamn claymore! 923 01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:10,953 Just, hey, get my playing arm on 924 01:13:10,986 --> 01:13:12,855 straight now. I feel a song coming on. 925 01:13:12,888 --> 01:13:14,456 MARV: That's right. 926 01:13:14,490 --> 01:13:16,158 You gotta play at our wedding. 927 01:13:16,191 --> 01:13:18,627 That is right, Roach. You gotta play it, all right? 928 01:13:18,660 --> 01:13:20,562 What is that song I like? What is it? 929 01:13:20,596 --> 01:13:22,765 Heart Full Of Dirt. Heart Full Of Dirt. 930 01:13:22,798 --> 01:13:24,733 Hot damn, that's it! 931 01:13:24,767 --> 01:13:28,070 And it is gonna be beautiful, Norma, darling. 932 01:13:28,103 --> 01:13:29,772 It's gonna be beautiful. 933 01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:32,941 I imagine that wedding's gonna be just 934 01:13:32,975 --> 01:13:34,743 as beautiful as you want it to be, Marvin, 935 01:13:34,777 --> 01:13:36,478 'cause it's only gonna be happening in your head. 936 01:13:36,512 --> 01:13:38,647 (LAUGHING) 937 01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:42,251 Nobody hurts me like my baby! ROACH: She got you there, Marvin. 938 01:13:42,284 --> 01:13:45,821 MARV: Kill me once, she just keeps right on killing me! 939 01:13:45,854 --> 01:13:47,990 She'll come around. She's coming. 940 01:13:48,023 --> 01:13:49,191 Ain't coming around, Marvin. 941 01:13:49,224 --> 01:13:50,759 You just come when I call. 942 01:14:09,244 --> 01:14:11,213 MARV: Oh, now. 943 01:14:11,246 --> 01:14:13,849 You make my south rise again. (CHUCKLES) 944 01:14:16,618 --> 01:14:17,853 What do you think? 945 01:14:17,886 --> 01:14:20,889 MARV: Wow! You're beautiful, Norma. 946 01:14:20,923 --> 01:14:22,291 Of course I am. 947 01:14:22,324 --> 01:14:24,793 (ROACH MEOWING) 948 01:14:24,827 --> 01:14:26,762 Too bad you boys will never have any of this. 949 01:14:27,729 --> 01:14:29,965 (WHISTLES) 950 01:14:29,998 --> 01:14:33,135 ROACH: Hey! Hey, lover boy. 951 01:14:33,168 --> 01:14:35,904 Get back over here, and put my ass back together again. 952 01:14:35,938 --> 01:14:38,807 I believe I just had a little inspiration myself. 953 01:14:38,841 --> 01:14:40,142 (LAUGHING) 954 01:14:42,344 --> 01:14:44,546 (PLAYING ROCK MUSIC) 955 01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:57,125 ♪ Oh, baby, you know you want it 956 01:14:57,159 --> 01:15:01,697 ♪ We gonna be some sexy sinners tonight 957 01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:06,201 (WHIMPERING) 958 01:15:08,237 --> 01:15:10,639 STANK: Come on, now, put your hand on her leg. 959 01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:12,608 Else it won't be all sexy and shit. 960 01:15:12,641 --> 01:15:16,578 ♪ Don't make Stank beg 961 01:15:16,612 --> 01:15:19,915 ♪ Go on, feel that leg 962 01:15:23,752 --> 01:15:27,589 STANK: Now head on up. Take your time. 963 01:15:31,326 --> 01:15:32,961 Don't make me ask you twice, boy. 964 01:15:32,995 --> 01:15:34,363 You get on up to that honey pot. 965 01:15:34,396 --> 01:15:35,998 Keep going! 966 01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:40,269 ♪ You know you wanna touch her 967 01:15:40,302 --> 01:15:43,972 ♪ You know you gonna crush her 968 01:15:44,006 --> 01:15:46,675 Oh, wow, it's getting awful racy now, don't you think? 969 01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:48,744 Yeah, Stank, you wanna take it down a notch? 970 01:15:50,812 --> 01:15:51,914 STANK: Move it on up. 971 01:15:53,048 --> 01:15:54,650 On up. 972 01:15:56,184 --> 01:15:57,686 Put them hands on her neck. 973 01:15:57,719 --> 01:16:00,856 ROACH: ♪ She's a naughty little bitch 974 01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:04,192 ♪ Go on, scratch that itch 975 01:16:05,661 --> 01:16:09,298 ♪ You know you wanna touch her 976 01:16:09,331 --> 01:16:12,401 ♪ Yeah, you know you gonna crush her 977 01:16:12,434 --> 01:16:14,670 STANK: Don't be a pussy. Get on. NORMA: Hold on a sec. 978 01:16:15,437 --> 01:16:17,105 Hold on a sec. 979 01:16:17,139 --> 01:16:18,340 It's time for my close-up. 980 01:16:20,175 --> 01:16:23,045 Hey, there, baby doll. 981 01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:26,315 Go away. Get the fuck away from me. 982 01:16:28,050 --> 01:16:29,718 NORMA: You know what really turns me on? 983 01:16:31,787 --> 01:16:33,288 Little girls like you. 984 01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:34,923 (SCREAMING) 985 01:16:36,925 --> 01:16:38,293 All right. I tell you what. 986 01:16:38,327 --> 01:16:41,263 Look at me here, son, I got a deal for you. 987 01:16:41,296 --> 01:16:45,400 You kill her and I'll let you go. Huh? 988 01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:48,003 At least one of you gets away. 989 01:16:48,036 --> 01:16:52,207 ♪ Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die 990 01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:56,345 ♪ Cry for the camera don't be shy 991 01:16:56,378 --> 01:16:58,080 (AMBER SCREAMING) 992 01:16:58,113 --> 01:16:59,648 MARV: Come on, you asshole! 993 01:17:02,484 --> 01:17:03,785 STANK: He can't do it. 994 01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:10,192 Come on, boy. Don't you pussy out on us. 995 01:17:10,225 --> 01:17:13,128 Fucking do the job. 996 01:17:13,161 --> 01:17:16,898 ROACH: ♪ You know you ain't leaving 997 01:17:16,932 --> 01:17:21,837 ♪ Till her heart stops beating 998 01:17:21,870 --> 01:17:26,141 ♪ Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die 999 01:17:26,174 --> 01:17:29,845 ♪ Cry for the camera don't be shy 1000 01:17:30,779 --> 01:17:32,748 (SOBBING) 1001 01:17:44,226 --> 01:17:45,694 (MOTOR STARTING) 1002 01:17:46,294 --> 01:17:48,330 Shut the fuck up! 1003 01:17:48,363 --> 01:17:52,334 ♪ Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die 1004 01:17:52,367 --> 01:17:56,772 ♪ Cry for the camera don't be shy 1005 01:17:56,805 --> 01:18:00,909 ♪ Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die 1006 01:18:00,942 --> 01:18:04,813 ♪ Cry for the camera don't be shy ♪ 1007 01:18:05,781 --> 01:18:07,149 STANK: This oughta 1008 01:18:07,182 --> 01:18:10,786 work out just fine. Boy's got some meat on him. 1009 01:18:11,953 --> 01:18:13,889 NORMA: Oh, you poor bitch. 1010 01:18:13,922 --> 01:18:16,958 Oh, you poor little bitch. There, there. 1011 01:18:35,410 --> 01:18:37,145 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 1012 01:18:42,184 --> 01:18:43,819 (DOOR CLOSING) 1013 01:18:47,389 --> 01:18:48,390 (FLY BUZZING) 1014 01:18:56,098 --> 01:18:58,200 (HUMMING) 1015 01:19:05,273 --> 01:19:06,174 (STANK CLEARS THROAT) 1016 01:19:22,991 --> 01:19:24,159 (CLEARS THROAT) 1017 01:19:30,065 --> 01:19:31,533 (SAWING) 1018 01:20:07,669 --> 01:20:11,106 (PANTING) 1019 01:20:11,139 --> 01:20:13,875 Gotta have me a little company while I'm working, boy. 1020 01:20:19,347 --> 01:20:22,150 You ain't lived 1021 01:20:22,184 --> 01:20:26,087 until you've had a piece of Stank's special jerky. 1022 01:20:27,556 --> 01:20:31,226 Now, it ain't quite ready. 1023 01:20:37,132 --> 01:20:38,867 (PANTING) 1024 01:20:40,969 --> 01:20:42,370 (ALEX GROANING) 1025 01:20:43,538 --> 01:20:45,073 Try a piece. 1026 01:20:46,208 --> 01:20:47,576 (LAUGHING SADISTICALLY) 1027 01:20:48,410 --> 01:20:51,246 How do you taste? 1028 01:20:51,279 --> 01:20:54,082 Fuck you! You fucking freak! 1029 01:21:41,229 --> 01:21:44,432 Bridget. Bridget, come on, we gotta get out of here. 1030 01:21:47,235 --> 01:21:49,170 Stop. Stop. 1031 01:21:56,711 --> 01:21:57,746 (SPITS) 1032 01:21:57,779 --> 01:21:59,748 (LAUGHING) 1033 01:21:59,781 --> 01:22:01,216 He's feisty! 1034 01:22:02,417 --> 01:22:04,119 Shit. Sorry. Sorry. 1035 01:22:08,356 --> 01:22:09,357 (ALEX SCREAMING) 1036 01:22:11,326 --> 01:22:13,328 No! Stop! What do you want? 1037 01:22:14,296 --> 01:22:16,131 I want your meat, boy! 1038 01:22:16,164 --> 01:22:16,965 (SCREAMING) 1039 01:22:19,467 --> 01:22:22,437 Oh! I found cars. I found cars. Come on, this way. 1040 01:22:23,505 --> 01:22:25,307 Howdy, I'm Marv. 1041 01:22:25,340 --> 01:22:27,609 (SCREAMING) 1042 01:22:30,178 --> 01:22:31,246 No! 1043 01:22:32,447 --> 01:22:33,682 Pussy! 1044 01:22:37,319 --> 01:22:39,421 (SCREAMING) 1045 01:22:39,454 --> 01:22:41,122 I'm your fucking bogeyman! 1046 01:22:43,491 --> 01:22:45,193 I'll get you, you fucking bitch! 1047 01:22:47,162 --> 01:22:50,465 Stank's jerky's got a few secrets to making it. 1048 01:22:50,498 --> 01:22:52,767 Best damn jerky you'll ever have in your life. 1049 01:22:54,703 --> 01:22:56,404 First secret's the marinade. 1050 01:22:58,306 --> 01:23:00,475 Stank's special recipe. 1051 01:23:01,843 --> 01:23:06,314 See, every jerky takes its own sauce. 1052 01:23:10,618 --> 01:23:14,823 Hell, I've decided 1053 01:23:14,856 --> 01:23:18,393 you just look like one of them Italian kind of guys. 1054 01:23:23,331 --> 01:23:24,332 (CHUCKLES) 1055 01:23:26,401 --> 01:23:28,436 (STANK HUMMING) 1056 01:23:28,470 --> 01:23:29,804 This might sting a little bit. 1057 01:23:38,413 --> 01:23:40,048 Now, the second secret 1058 01:23:40,882 --> 01:23:45,186 is the most important one. 1059 01:23:45,220 --> 01:23:48,523 Before my flavored meat goes into the curing shed, 1060 01:23:50,358 --> 01:23:53,628 I do something nobody else does. 1061 01:24:03,238 --> 01:24:04,706 Up we go. 1062 01:24:09,310 --> 01:24:13,114 Yeah. You see, you get a good piece of meat... No! 1063 01:24:13,148 --> 01:24:17,185 ...you can't just stick it up on a hook. 1064 01:24:17,218 --> 01:24:19,687 You gotta give it that little something extra. 1065 01:24:23,658 --> 01:24:26,394 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, 1066 01:24:26,428 --> 01:24:29,531 I shall not fear... Fear... 1067 01:24:29,564 --> 01:24:31,633 You gotta fry it. As I walk through the valley... 1068 01:24:35,870 --> 01:24:39,808 'Cause everything tastes better fried. 1069 01:24:54,823 --> 01:24:56,858 BRIDGET: Oh, damn it. Damn it. 1070 01:25:00,662 --> 01:25:01,729 (GRUNTS) 1071 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:06,534 Fuck! 1072 01:25:12,507 --> 01:25:14,876 Somebody help me! 1073 01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:22,150 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1074 01:25:25,553 --> 01:25:27,322 (ENGINE STARTING) 1075 01:25:27,355 --> 01:25:30,725 I didn't say start your fucking engines! 1076 01:25:30,758 --> 01:25:35,396 Start your fucking engines! 1077 01:25:36,865 --> 01:25:37,665 Oh! 1078 01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:40,435 Bitch! 1079 01:25:42,303 --> 01:25:43,638 (MARV WHOOPING) 1080 01:25:43,671 --> 01:25:45,373 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1081 01:25:45,406 --> 01:25:46,708 (SCREAMING) 1082 01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:53,481 Welcome to the trailer park, bitch! 1083 01:25:53,515 --> 01:25:55,583 Die, you bastards! 1084 01:25:56,951 --> 01:25:58,386 (LAUGHING) 1085 01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:02,423 Run, bitch! Run! 1086 01:26:08,429 --> 01:26:09,964 Oh, shit! 1087 01:27:00,315 --> 01:27:02,417 (WHIMPERING) 1088 01:27:02,450 --> 01:27:05,320 Fuck this. Fuck this! 1089 01:27:07,822 --> 01:27:09,757 BRIDGET: You know all I wanted? 1090 01:27:09,791 --> 01:27:13,494 All I ever wanted was to be loved for who I am! 1091 01:27:13,528 --> 01:27:15,330 For me, God damn it! 1092 01:27:15,363 --> 01:27:18,866 Not just some Goth whore who gives it up! 1093 01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:22,870 So I try to fix things and this is what I fucking get? 1094 01:27:22,904 --> 01:27:27,775 Fucking backwards redneck zombies from hell! 1095 01:27:27,809 --> 01:27:31,679 Fuck! You know what? Fucking kill me, you bitch! 1096 01:27:31,713 --> 01:27:33,781 And thanks for the favor! 1097 01:27:42,991 --> 01:27:44,025 Pretty girl. 1098 01:27:45,426 --> 01:27:46,761 ROACH: Sun's coming up, Norma. 1099 01:27:52,133 --> 01:27:53,468 You go on home now. 1100 01:27:59,474 --> 01:28:00,808 Tell them Norma sent you. 1101 01:28:36,577 --> 01:28:37,679 Come on. 1102 01:28:40,181 --> 01:28:40,982 (WHIMPERS) 1103 01:28:43,451 --> 01:28:45,586 Darling, let's get you up out of here. 1104 01:28:46,754 --> 01:28:47,689 Come on. 1105 01:28:50,925 --> 01:28:52,927 Lean on me. There we go. 1106 01:28:54,829 --> 01:28:58,066 Nice and easy. Here you go. Here you go. 1107 01:28:58,933 --> 01:29:01,002 Lean on me. 1108 01:29:01,035 --> 01:29:02,637 I'll get you in there. Nice. 1109 01:29:03,204 --> 01:29:04,939 There you are. 1110 01:29:04,972 --> 01:29:06,841 Nice, honey, here you go. 1111 01:29:06,874 --> 01:29:09,777 Let me get your legs. One, there's the other one. 1112 01:29:12,046 --> 01:29:12,847 All right? 1113 01:29:23,791 --> 01:29:25,760 I'll take you to the truck stop, 1114 01:29:25,793 --> 01:29:28,796 and you can call somebody to pick you up from there.